First Top-Ten List
Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.
— Plautus
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
— Sicilian Proverb
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
On the road between homes of friends, grass does not grow.
— Norwegian proverb
If I don't have friends, then I ain't nothing.
— Billie Holiday
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
— Samuel Butler
To be rich in friends — is to be poor in nothing.
— Anon
A mere friend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.
— Russian Proverb
Make new friends but cherish the old ones.
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
A loyal best friend is someone who sticks up for you even when you're not there.
— Anon
Second Top-Ten List
Two people are never such good friends as when they are share a mutual dislike of a third person.
- Unknown Wise Person
Having friends you like who are like you is a form of narcissism.
- Laurence J. Peters
Heaven must be an awfully dull place if your best friends end up elsewhere.
- Author Unknown
Everyone should have at least two friends - one to talk to and one to talk about.
- Unknown Wise Person
A true friend is somebody who you call at 3 a.m. and say "I'm in a prison in Mexico" and he replies "No worries, I'll be there in seconds."
- Unknown Wise Person
If you really want your friends to remember you, give them something cheap.
- Unknown Wise Person
A good friend is someone who you will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a dead body.
- Unknown Wise Person
A lifelong friend is someone you haven't borrowed money from yet.
- Unknown Wise Person
Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.
- Mason Cooley
A fool and his money are my best friends.
- Unknown Wise Person
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